digital_selves/digitalselves-scripts.js

//-------------------------------------------------------------------------- 
// CHOREOGRAPHIC CODE by Joana Chicau 
//--------------------------------------------------------------------------

// THEME
// errors we live by
// margin(s) and errors

// ACTIONS

// document.getElementById("type").value = "2000"
// click()

// timeArray = setInterval("errorList()",6000); 
// clearInterval(timeArray);

// timeStretch = setInterval(stretching, 3000);
// clearInterval(timeStretch);

// breathing()
// noBreathing()

// on marquee
// transform: matrix3D(-20, -200, 0, -10, 10, 1, 0, 1, 1, 0, 1, 0, 200, 1, 0, 1);
// transform: matrix(1, 2, 50, 3, 4, 1);

// newHTMLskin()



// iframe journey starting from:
// https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a9/Empirical_Rule.PNG





// ref: https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/HTTP/Status

var delay="1";
var count='0';
var tempo="500";

var textarray = [
"ヽ(´∇´)ノ (∇´ノ)　ヽ(　　　)ノ　(ヽ´∇) ヽ(´∇`)ﾉ ＼ (^_^ ) ノ",
"(｡･･｡) 401 Unauthorized",
" 402 Payment Required 💸 💱 ",
" (ﾟρﾟ; 403 Forbidden",
" 404 Not Found ヾ(´･ ･｀｡)ノ”  ",
" 406 Not Acceptable ⊙ ﹏ ⊙",
" 408 Request Timeout ☼☼¸.•*",
" 409 Conflict (゜゜)",
"ˏ 𓏧 𓏲 𓏲 𓏲 𓋒   410 Gone  𓏲 𓏲 𓏲 𓏲 𓏧 ˎ",
"415 Unsupported Media Type  (◔_◔)",
" △ 416 Range ▼ △ ▼ Not △ ▼ △ Satisfiable ▼ ",
" 417 Expectation ٩( ∩_∩ )۶  Failed  (¸.꒳.¸) ",
" 418 I'm a teapot ☕ the server refuses the attempt to brew coffee with a teapot.",
" 425 ⏰ ⌛ ⏱️  Too Early  ⏱️ ⌛ ⏰ ・.⋆｡⋆☂˚｡⋆｡˚☽˚｡⋆",
"【☆】★【☆】★【 426 Upgrade Required 】★【☆】★【☆】",
"。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。 429 °。°。 Too °。° Many 。°。 Requests 。°。°。°。°。°。°。°。",
"⤹ ⋆ ⸙͎۪۫ ｡۰˚ 451 Unavailable For Legal Reasons ˚ ⁀ ➷ ｡˚⸙͎۪۫⋆ ༄ ",
"■ □ ■ □ ■ 502 Bad Gateway ■ □ ■ □ ■",
"‿︵‿︵‿︵‿ 508 Loop Detected ︵‿︵‿︵‿︵",
"○ꊞ○ꊞ○ꊞ○ꊞ○ꊞ 507 Insufficient Storage ꊞ○ꊞ○ꊞ○ꊞ○ꊞ○",
" 100 Continue  ♪ ● ☽ ♩ ○ ♬ ☆ ༝̩̩̥͙ ",
"٩(✿∂‿∂✿)۶ 200 OK ✿ ✿ ✿  "
];

//textarray.push(" ♪ ♪ ♪ ┌(・ 。・)┘ ♩♪ ♫ ♬");


function errorList () {
      document.querySelector('#stage02').innerHTML = textarray[count]; 
      count++;
      if(count==textarray.length){count='0';}
}


// - - - - - - - - some more * errors * - - - - - - - -



function click() {
  const message = document.getElementById("result");
  message.innerHTML = "";
  let x = document.getElementById("type").value;
  try {
    if(x == "") throw " 【 empty 】";
    if(isNaN(x)) throw "not ━━━━━━━ a number.";
    x = Number(x);
    if(x < 5) throw "too low (─ ‿ ─) ";
    if(x > 10 ) throw "too high  (・ 。・)/ ";
  }
  catch(err) {
   message.innerHTML = "Input is " + err;
  }
}


// - - - - - - - - Print Error Messages - - - - - - - -


$(document).ready(function(){
if (typeof console  != "undefined") 
    if (typeof console.log != 'undefined')
        console.olog = console.log;
    else
        console.olog = function() {};

console.log = function(message) {
    console.olog(message);
    $('#err').append(message);
  // $('#err').append('<span>' + message + '</span>');
};
console.error = console.debug = console.info =  console.log
});


window.onerror = function (msg, url, lineNo, columnNo, error) {
  var string = msg.toLowerCase();
  var substring = 'script error';
  if (string.indexOf(substring) > -1){
    alert('Script Error: See Browser Console for Detail');
  } else {
    var message = [
      'Message: ' + msg,
      'URL: ' + url,
      'Line: ' + lineNo,
      'Column: ' + columnNo,
      'Error object: ' + JSON.stringify(error)
    ].join(' - ');

    alert(message);
    console.log(message);
  }

  return false;
};

function breathing() {
    var zooming = document.querySelector("#stage03");
    currentScale = 1;
    currenttime = setInterval(function() {
    zooming.style.transform="scale(" + currentScale + ")";
    currentScale = Math.random() * 5
    }, 800); 
} 

function noBreathing() { 
    clearInterval(currenttime); 
} 

function newHTMLskin() {
  var element = document.querySelector("body");
  element.classList.toggle("move");
} 

function remove () {
    var divs = document.getElementsByTagName("img"), i;
      for (i = 0; i < divs.length; ++i) {
      divs[i].src=""; 
      divs[i].srcset =""; 
      divs[i].style.background = "linear-gradient(" + Math.floor(Math.random() * 1000) + "deg, #000000, blue, #ececec)";
      }
}

function stretching (){
  var x = document.getElementsByTagName("div");
  var i;
    for (i = 0; i < x.length; i++) {
        x[i].style.transform = "scaleY(" + Math.random() * 4 + ")"; 
        x[i].style.transition = "all 1s ease-in-out"; 
    }
}
// clearInterval(timeStretch);
// timeStretch = setInterval(stretching, 2000);